TOP TEN FEATURED TWEETS OF THE WEEK; EPISODE 3
After a long week, you totally need these tweets to relax your mind.
On arriving at the ATM, there was no cash in any of the machines. But luckily there was a business minded young man sitting with his POS giving people cash at different charges for different amounts. pic.twitter.com/zjGBqBtLoO
— 🅰 (@dullarh) March 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/Leshomo/status/976389757017231361
Nigerian 1: I went to work despite having mad headache yesterday
Nigerian 2: Your own small, i went to work with 6 broken ribs and punctured lungs https://t.co/o5S1stewfP
— Bouff Daddy™ (@__Abdulmaleek) March 22, 2018
MFM allows wearing trouser in US & UK branches, yet frown at earrings in Nigeria
Hmmmmmmm,
Does it mean the God of dollar & pound is different from The God of Naira. pic.twitter.com/WM8yTX37cH— Sarcastic Frank™ (@franklinto) March 21, 2018
All those students who used to go and call teachers during free period, I hope you're working with the Ministry of Education now😹😹
— zeeeeeeee💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 (@adorkor_) March 20, 2018
TWELVE TIMES!!!
May we all have our blessings multipled by 12 for the rest of 2018. https://t.co/s0Hrj4neS3
— Ronke Lawal (@ronkelawal) March 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/977086786013974528
The hustle is not complete without God.
Don't play yourself
— Sanitarian Temitope Agboola™ (@topgee992) March 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/ThisIsDotun/status/976186533521887232
https://twitter.com/Iam_Abdulaxis/status/976454430903152640
And lastly,
You know those tables we’re always talking about shaking? This is NOT one of them. This is the table other tables want to be like when they grow up. Table that did not bother finishing University, but has 6 doctorates and over $100billion. THE TABLE! pic.twitter.com/eDIpGCrWpK
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) March 24, 2018
A great weekend to you, dear readers.
